When did Pineapples ever enter the fruit family? They are the last fruit I’d expect to see in a fruit salad (besides tomatoes). I’ve had them so much in stir-frys that pineapples have become vegetables in my mind.
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Whodunnit?
Sherlock Holmes as we know, is the master detective. Well, as I was washing the dishes, I was thinking, “if he went to the bathroom and he saw there was no more toilet paper, how would he know who was the last one in there? Mrs. Hudson and Dr. Watson are the only two who could’ve done it. Who to blame?”
Then I thought, elementary! If there was pee on the seat, he’d know it’s Watson!
Well, what else should I think about when I’m washing dishes?!
Thinking outside the box
- Kyle: When I started making my shamisen I made a vow to myself that I wouldn’t floss until I finished it.
- Luke: So you haven’t flossed in months.
- Kyle: Yup!
- Luke: I guess that’s thinking outside the box”¦
Party boat
While on the wharf a few days ago, we noticed that there was a party on one of the boats anchored in the bay. Boy, will the owner be surprised when he gets back”¦
