We go to Costco every week, usually on around the same day and time. As a result, we see the same sample servers every week, and we’ve gotten to know some of them a little, if not always through conversation then by observation. Well, there’s this one gentleman that we’ll call Ralph (not his real name) who stands out. Namely, he’s said some peculiar things.
The first incident was when he was doling out some sort of high-caloric treat. Papa took a bite and exclaimed that it was “good, too good in fact” and that he was on a diet. Ralph’s exact words I forget, but it was something that implicated that Papa ate a lot of fava beans… Continue reading ‘“Did you forget your cart again?”’

Luke and I were walking home from playing on the mall when we were socially accosted by a lady with a clipboard. She smiled and said, “Hi there! Would you like to help the environment?” I said,… 