Part one of an epic three-part series.
We’ve been holding regular Abbott Family Music meetings for close to two years now. Initially, I was de facto president/chairman, and Kyle was secretary. A few months later (back in August of 2006) we switched roles. Kyle’s reason for taking the presidency is a long story, but his acceptance speech was taken down in the minutes as this:
Thank you. Now, as my predecessor has noted, the windows of Abbott Family Music need to be opened. We must let in some new light, some fresh air, and dust the cobwebs off this old tired company.
My point in quoting him was not to exemplify Kyle’s penchant for tongue-in-cheek humor, but rather to illustrate the fact that I actually quoted him word-for-word. Which brings me to my taking Kyle’s old job of secretary. You see, Kyle’s, er… not the most detailed note-taker. Not to mention the fact that he would sort of “space out” from time to time, and miss an entire conversation. So the motion to elect me as secretary was duly made and carried.
At this time we had an old, but Word-capable laptop which I started taking notes on. It was a little challenging to take notes and be part of the conversation at the same time, but I made it work as best I could. Plus, I enjoyed sticking in little funny tidbits from the meeting, like:
The minutes of the 12/4/2007 meeting were read and approved. For the eleventh time, Mama asked, “Is there any old business?” and was re-reminded that we do not have an item for Old Business on the agenda. Thank you.
…and…
The meeting was adjourned at 12:30pm. Donuts were served after Mama rushed to the store for some milk.
However, a couple months ago I once again fixed my eyes on the seat of presidency. How did I (Luke) usurp the throne? Stay tuned for Part 2 of Abbott Family Meeting Drama!
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