I may have found the most bitter and sour tea formula on the planet. Kyle’s expression says it all….
But I love this stuff. Here the ‘formula’: Grind up three lemons and put them in a pint of boiling water. Bring it to a boil again and then dump in a heaping tablespoon of ‘gunpowder’ green tea (a simple no frills green tea). Stir it around, bring it to a boil and then let steep from 5-30 minutes or whenever you remember to fetch it. 
Strain it through a tight weave strainer and sip away at it for the next few hours. Oh and you can bet it is healthy for you. I mean what disease would dare put up with that ‘crap’. Finally, as a bonus, it make a good hearty low calorie ‘fixin’ for a fatty, which I used to be… knock on wood!
The look on his face is priceless. When the page loaded, I first noticed Kyles face, we always look at the picture first then read the article, right ? Anyhoo, I thought Kyle looked like the bit into a sour onion, then I read the article and understood the face.
Kyle, I don’t blame you one iota, I would have made the same face.